The Tower Exploration Table:
1 - all is as it should be. This chamber is clean.2 - a faint miasma of something off lingers.
3 - no, you're just hearing things.
4 - it sounds and feels moist and expectant.
5 - it's just your imagination. There are no rats in the walls.
6 - something is definitely squeaking and smacking it's lips.
7 - did that wall just fart? it definitely smells bad.
8 - no, it's all ok, your hair is standing on end because of static electricity, that's all.
9 - that looks like an empty eye socket in the wall.
10 - something is whispering and those look like mouths in the wall.
11 - that's an eye. I'm telling you, there's an eye in the wall.
12 - An Eye of the Tower watches this chamber.
13 - 50% Ears of the Tower listen here / 50% Noses of the Tower smell here.
14 - Orifices of the Tower expel foul liquids and vapours here.
15 - A Mouth of the Tower smacks its lips in appreciation.
16 - A Tongue of the Tower licks about this chamber.
17 - 1d4 Eyes of the Tower watch this chamber 18 - 1d4 Ears and Tongues of the Tower lash the chamber 19 - 1d4 Noses and Mouths of the Tower bite and gnash.
20 - 1d8 Eyes of the Tower blink and stare and roll.
21 - 1d4 Eyes of the Tower and 1d4 Orifices of the Tower.
22 - 1d3 Eyes of the Tower and a Monsterwomb of the Tower.
23 - 1d4 Tentacles of the Tower and 1d4 Mouths of the Tower.
24 - An exposed Stomach of the Tower and 1d8 Orifices of the Tower.
25 - 3d6 Eyes of the Tower and a Crushing Hand of the Tower.
26 - 1d12 Laughing Mouths of the Tower and one Oozing Bladder of the Tower.
27 - it is all ok, there is no chaos here, the tower is safe, the treasure chest is safe, there are no curses.
28 - 1d20 Eyes of the Tower and 1d20 Ears of the Tower.
29 - 1d6 Caco-orifices and 1d6 Mouths of the Tower.
30 - 1 Great Mind's Eye of the Tower and 1d4 Bones of the Tower.
31 - 1d6 Eggs of the Tower and 1d4 Phalluses of the Tower.
32 - a Stomach of the Tower and 1d6-2 Eyes of the Tower.
33 - truly, there is no chaos, the water is safe to drink, sleep here, rest a while.
34 - do you not trust the tower? the whispering mouths are your friends. rest upon the soft Bosoms of the Tower, suckle the Milk of the Tower.
35 - 1d6 Feet of the Tower and 1 Vomiting Orifice of the Tower.
36 - a Heart of the Tower and sense of peace.
37 - the Dead Soul of the Tower and the Mental Womb of Destruction of the Tower
I can't say no to a dungeon with such a huge cheese.
ReplyDeleteThis is very nice. Is there a higher res version available?
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ReplyDeleteAWESOME! :)
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