d100 Bizarre and Horrible Magics

I hate elves. Elves are poncy. True faeries are fucking scary. And inhuman. And vile.

They are called the Viladrines by some archeomancers and simply The Vile by the humans, dwarves and other mortals that they call, with their flair for poetry, Cattle.

d100 Horrible Magics of the Viladrines

1. Animation of the Fallen Warriors of the Enemy Upon the Field of Blood and Pain
2. Curse the Kingdom
3. Shrivelling of the Wombs of the Unforgiven
4. Living Forest of the Green Face
5. Kraken Creation
6. Vile Philactery of the Suffocation of Souls
7. Curse of the Seven Generations
8. Plague of the Falling Fingers and Shrivelling Appendages
9. Create Pocket Universe
10. End Offensive Life of the Fate-cursed Ones
11. Mists of Terrestrial Transportation
12. Eliminate Human Vermin
13. Animate the Mountain
14. Create Soul-Mill
15. Dancing Lights of Maddening Mysts
16. Draining of the Vital Fluids and Life Forces of the Cattle
17. Cull the Herds
18. Entwined in Vengeance of Transcendent Putrescen
19. Become the Dragon of Destruction
20. Feed Upon the Hopes and Dreams of the Cattle Children
21. Embracing Shadows of the Evermocking Slumber
22. Summon the Thorns of the Ravenous Green Hunger
23. Melt the Cattle into the Ooze of Raging Acid
24. Create the Castle of Enchantend Marble and Bone
25. Rainbow of Fire and Gold
26. Steal the Faces of the Enemy
27. Corrupt the Bodies of the Offensive Cattle
28. Plague of the Rotting Flesh
29. Final Summoning of the Sarcophagus
30. Animate the Plains and Rivers
31. Force the Souls into the Weapons
32. Eat the Souls and Squander the Afterlives of the Mortals
33. Loss of Centuries and Everweeping Sorrow of Loss
34. Summon the Skiff of the Rivers of Time
35. Lay the Green Land to Desert
36. Level the Mountains
37. Crack the Sky and Summon the Colourless Fire of the Rainbow
38. Plague of the Vile Zombies
39. Summon the Warriors of the Dragons’ Teeth
40. Refine the Souls of the Slain Into the Bread of the Immortal Hero
41. Imprison the Demon Soul in the Rainbow Sword
42. Rip the Veil of Worlds and Unleash the Essence of Chaos
43. Plunge the Land Into the Void
44. Invoke the Planet Smasher
45. Step Through The Veil of Green and Blood to the Lands and Times Beyond the Rim of the World
46. Summon Ice Age
47. Bring Forth the Flood to Wipe Clear the Sinful Hordes
48. Transform Vermin Into Salt
49. Bring Forth Immortal Life From Dust
50. Drain the Waters and Bring the Death of Thirst
51. Invoke War
52. Corrupt the Seed to Bring Forth the Rustling Walkers
53. Bind the Minds of the Cattle in Eternal Delirium
54. Summon the Elemental Storm
55. Surf the Swirling Chaos
56. Grind the Skulls of the Offending Ones to Armor the Hearts and Souls of the Fae
57. Plague of Amnesia
58. Rainstorm of Everrecurring Nightmares
59. Summon the Worm that Eates the Bones of the World
60. Awaken the Island that Swims
61. Create the Living Tower of Flesh and Sinew and Blood to Rule the Ignorant Masses
62. Invoke the Divine Right of Fae Overlordship and Enslave the Populace
63. Crushing Humility of the Mortal Before the Divine Fae
64. Plague of the Hunger for Flesh
65. Curse of Malignant Immortality
66. Corrupt the Mortal Seed to Create the Bestial Servants of War
67. Make the Rivers and Seas Run Red With Poisoned Blood
68. Sink the Land in the Vengeful Waters of Doom
69. Awaken the Volcano Elemental
70. The Star Falls Upon the Sinners Like the Hammer of the All-father-mother
71. Curdle the Milk and Bring Sterility and Impotence Upon the Wicked
72. Blind the Eyes of the Cattle Who Stare Upon Immortal Beauty
73. Feed Upon the Tears of the Innocents to Sculpt the World
74. Possess the Bodies of the Enemy Horde
75. Create Eternal Love Slaves
76. Summon the Swirling Mists of Ignorance
77. Bring the Night Eternal
78. Excavate Glittering Fortress of Mirrors and Crystal
79. Transform the Cattle into the Pigs that They Deserve to Be
80. Awaken the Iron World Tree of Heaven
81. Send the Realm Into The Slumber Eternal
82. Melt the Waking and Nightmare Worlds Together
83. Amputate the Magic from the Undeserving Cattle
84. Awaken the Beasts of the Earth to Battle for their Masters
85. Invoke the Mother of Monsters
86. Expand the Curling Dungeon of Chaos into the Realm of the Offensive Ones
87. Blind the Dwarves and Cattle With Greed and Gold-lust
88. Invoke Famine
89. Shield the Valley From the World
90. The Shimmering Veil That Wipes the Minds and Steals the Souls
91. Share the Corrupting Forbidden Knowledge that Melts the Cattle’s Mind
92. Step Through Stone and Bone and Wood to Safety and Sanctuary
93. Summon Blood Elemental from the Butchered
94. Fill the Night With Howling Terrors and Hunt the Wretched Fools
95. Summon Field of Barrows and Wights
96. Make the Stones Walk and the Ley Lines Shift
97. Restore the Wilderness and Annihilate the Filth of Civilization and Corruption
98. Walk the Planes and Feed Upon the Emotions of the Mortals
99. Occupy the Multiple Bodies of Thine Fallen Foes
100. Enforce the Transcendent Tranquility of the Unified World-Mind